Average Joe

Well, if you had Day One in the When Will Candidate Joe Biden Say Something Exceptionally Stupid Contest, you're a winner! Even I, who expect an glacier to crumble everytime he starts to speak, thought that Biden would make it past 9 a.m. on the first day of his presidential campaign before reminding everyone of just why they shouldn't vote for him. How wrong I was.

The Biden campaign should be fun. Pointless, but fun.