You Got Anything Else in That Bag?

The news about Jason Grimsley is indeed shocking. Not the news about the raid on his house, the affidavit that discusses details of his admitted use of steriods, amphetamines, and human growth hormones, or the implications for the many other major league players who also were users of these products.

No, the jaw-dropping part of this story is that Jason Grimsley was still on a major league roster. I thought only left-handers got to have long careers with this level of spectacular mediocrity. And this is with the use of performance-enhancing drugs, although that term now has to be reconsidered in light of Grimsley's career numbers.