Mr. Dithers
It remains a mystery to me how Alex Rodriguez can bat or field so well while always having one finger up in the wind.
A-Rod announced today that (drum roll, please) he will play in the upcoming World Baseball Classic and that he will play for (really loud drum roll, please) the United States team. You know, the country where he was born, where he lives, and where there are great people like the dopey and (given this deal) inexplicably rich owner of the Texas Rangers, who gave A-Rod a contract worth $25 million a year.
Enough already. Can you imagine going to a Ben and Jerry's with this guy?
A-Rod announced today that (drum roll, please) he will play in the upcoming World Baseball Classic and that he will play for (really loud drum roll, please) the United States team. You know, the country where he was born, where he lives, and where there are great people like the dopey and (given this deal) inexplicably rich owner of the Texas Rangers, who gave A-Rod a contract worth $25 million a year.
Enough already. Can you imagine going to a Ben and Jerry's with this guy?
posted by FCB at 8:51 PM
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