I Prayed It Would Not Come to This

The celebrity-as-child-book-author craze is officially out of control. Now, Sen. Ted Kennedy has written a children's book. I know that when I think of people I want teaching lessons to children, Ted Kennedy comes to right to mind.

I have managed to secure an advanced copy. Here's an excerpt:

See Ted. See Ted be born into a family of great wealth, the source of which is subject to some question.

See Ted get elected to the Senate

See Ted and several lady friends go to a cookout.

Whoops -- time to go to sleep, kids.