Can't Hardly Wait
Harrison Ford announced this week that he and Steven Spielberg are ready to begin shooting the fourth Indiana Jones movie, with a release date in about two years. Now 63 years old, Ford hopes to make Hollywood history -- and tap into the ever-increasing economic clout of older Americans -- with the first blockbuster featuring a geriatic action hero.
Tentatively titled "Indiana Jones and the High PSA Score," the story once again finds Indiana fighting Germans seeking world domination. This time around, Indiana, awake one night at 3 a.m. after peeing for the second time, discovers that his Medicare Part D provider is a front for a Berlin-based pharmaceutical company trying to corner the market on high cholesterol medication. Indiana infiltrates the ring of bad guys and, after a quick nap and an early dinner, foils the plot.
Walk, don't run, to this one.
Tentatively titled "Indiana Jones and the High PSA Score," the story once again finds Indiana fighting Germans seeking world domination. This time around, Indiana, awake one night at 3 a.m. after peeing for the second time, discovers that his Medicare Part D provider is a front for a Berlin-based pharmaceutical company trying to corner the market on high cholesterol medication. Indiana infiltrates the ring of bad guys and, after a quick nap and an early dinner, foils the plot.
Walk, don't run, to this one.
posted by FCB at 11:58 AM
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Or perhaps Viagra???
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