Greatness in Our Time

Just as players give balls and bats to Cooperstown after historic achievements like getting 3,000 hits or 500 home runs, perhaps Drew Rosenhaus should send his cell phone to the Bad Advice Hall of Fame, located next to Ford's Theater in Washington, D.C. It was on this cell phone that Rosenhaus gave T.O. the negotiating tips that has won the agent bad advice immortality, with a plaque in the same room as other proponents of the Really Bad Idea, such as the original inductee, Mary Lincoln ("Let's go see a play tonight!") and the guy who invented fish sticks. Congratulations, Drew. You've earned it.